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Battlemap
It's more stupid than World War B.
(pledge of allegiance)
Bulletin
Contents
Town Center
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The damn south. Like the worst.
Town Things
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World War Overview
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The United States is invading Iran.
Russia is invading Ukraine attempting to capture the entire country.
North Korea has launched one ballistic missile at Japan's navy.
Israel is holding the Palestinan city of Gaza hostage.
Iran launched missiles at each of it's surrounding neighbors.
Saudi Arabia is joining the USA in the war with Iran.
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World Leaders
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USA: President Donald Trump
Goes to work like 3D Maze.
Ukraine: President Volodmyr Zelenskyy
Goes to work like FF1.
Russia: President Vladmir Putin
Goes to work like Tetris.
North Korea: Kim Jong Un
Goes to work like Zelda.
Japan: Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi
Goes to work like Witch Dungeon upside down.
Saudi Arabia: King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
Goes to work like Beach House.
France: Emmanuel Macron
Goes to work like Dr. Chaos and Murderer put together.
Tibetan Buddhism: Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso
Goes to work like Scientist invoking Monstrosity.
India: Ram Nath Kovind
Goes to work like Evony with Zelda underneath.
Catholic Church: Pope Leo XIV
Goes to work like Spring Pet and Grocery separated.
Switzerland: Guy Parmelin
Goes to work like Ninja Jumper.
Poland: Karol Nawrocki
Goes to work like Mind Maze with Evony on top.
Ireland: Catherine Connolly
Goes to work like Chrono Trigger only.
Isreal: President Isaac Herzog
Goes to work like Drakkhen.
Iran: Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei
Goes to work like Terraria.
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Next Mission
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Iris Scoreboard
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| Score | Tally | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Arrests | ||
| Smokes | ||
| Rescues | ||
| Vapors | ||
| SALTs | ||
| Activations | ||
| White ICE | ||
| Dead Points | ||
| Secures | ||
| Ignitions | ||
| Lock-Ins | ||
| Evasions |
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Strategies
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Strategy 1: The Attack
Strategy 2: The Problem
Strategy 3: The Family
Strategy 4: The Turtle
Strategy 5: The Crook
Strategy 7: The Tower
Strategy 12: The Wide Angle
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Simulations
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Simulation 19: Nuclear Armageddon
Simulation 20: Martial Law
Simulation 21: Cuban Famine
Simulation 22: Alien Takeover
Simulation 23: Economic Turnover
Simulation 24: Terrorist Attack
Simulation 25: Hollywood Endeavor
Simulation 26: Meteor
Simulation 27: Black Box
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Scenarios
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Scenario 10: Tape. Underground man.
Acting Role: Underground man
Pertains to using a computer to centrailze a coup.
Scenario 11: Channel. Famous celebrity.
Acting Role: Famous celebrity.
Pertains to wild disorderly behavior.
Scenario 12: Demo. Baby hacker.
Acting Role: Baby hacker.
Pertains to victims being singled out by a massive group.
Scenario 13: Episode. Psychotic patient.
Acting Role: Psychopathic patient.
Pertains to human trafficking.
Scenario 14: Film.
Acting Role: FBI agent.
Pertains to elaborate kidnapping plots.
Scenario 15: File. UFO conspiracist.
Acting Role: UFO conspiracist.
Pertains to people believing in wild theories.
Scenario 16: Screen. 1 Individual.
Acting Role: Patriotic renegade.
Pertains to people under the effect of government corruption.
Scenario 17: Disc.
Acting Role: Hyper-performative entertainer.
Pertains to people who are delusional about Cosmos or misdirected by the cerebrral effects of drugs.
Scenario 18: Presentation. Afghan Hitler.
Acting Role: Afghan Hitler
Pertains to attacks with no regard for alternate reason.
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Situations
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Types
Prime Situation: No playing around whatsoever.
Rapid Situation: Expect it to happen soon.
Special Situation: Use a loose footed approach.
Big Situation: Bigger than ordinary procedure.
Small Situation: Easily completed.
Holy Situation: Cancel rest.
Situation 1: Secure
Situation 2: Move
Situation 3: Harassment
Situation 4: Threat
Situation 5: Rescue
Situation 6: Murder
Situation 7: Organized Crime
Situation 8: Disaster
Situation 9: Big Crime
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Safety Signal
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Blue: Safe
Yellow: Problem
Red: Danger
Green: Not Cool
Generally signified by trying to break the rules while evading their explict definitions.
Shadowspeaking with harassment or using a tool instead of your voice.
Orange: Hazard
Generally signified by someone who will commit a crime if he charges enough anger.
Purple: Evil
Generally signified by someone attempting to appear safe with dangerous intentions.
White: Real
Also used to signify right now.
Black: Lethal
Even worse situation.
Someone who needs to die.
Someone ready to kill for the police team.
Someone ready to die.
Pink: Hostage
Brown: Stupid
Signifies someone who doesn't know their activity is illegal.
Signifies someone who is not connecting a police investigation to being caught.
Cyan: Cerebral
Signifies someone who is struggling with a delusion.
Signifies someone who is confused by a lie.
Signifies gaslighting is happening.
Magenta: Embarrassment
Signifies someone who is having an embarrassed reaction.
Signifies someone who doesn't want to go to the store because of social overwhelm.
Signifies attacks aimed at embarrassment or other uncomfortable feelings.
Used to signify inappropriate language.
Gold: Trust
Someone you can trust like a police officer who wasn't fake.
Someone you can trust like a family member who isn't abusive.
Blonde: Suspicious
Used to flag someone who looks cool today.
Gray: Possible
Light Gray: Unlikely
Dark Gray: Likely
Off-White: Depending
Used to signify if something will happen if something else happens correctly.
Silver: Attention
Signifies the code word may be similar but not identical to the clue.
Camo: Tactical
Used to signify read the information quickly.
Used to signify trust the first thing you saw or heard.
Sea Blue: Peer Pressure
Signifies a person's choice was based on group thinking or an authority's order.
Can also be used to signify opposite flagging.
Wood: Foundational
Used to signify a house rule.
Used to signify something ordinary on Earth.
Baby Blue: Baby
Used if an adult is having a regression problem for the task.
Metallic Blue: Non-Discriminate Safe
Used to signify an adult who used the gun before calling the police more responsible than the legal proceedings due to pressing urgency.
Used to signify a rebel fighting against corruption illegally or otherwise.
Ghost Cyan: Special Cerebral
Make your ordinary cyan look especially exemplified to use Ghost Cyan.
Signifies someone who is currently undergoing a full blown delusional episode.
Signifies an elaborate lie.
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Safety Rules
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1. Do not kidnap Iris.
2. Normal social activity only in public, no shadow.
3. Wait first before acting.
4. Report everything suspicious dirty or evil.
5. Do not plot any murders.
6. Divert all authority to the police.
7. Use sacred discipline around every policeman.
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Foreign Powers Harming You
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Psychological Warfare
Psionic Warfare
Microwave Heating
Oil Overload
Terror Statement
Neptunian Overtake
Rose Tapping
Saturnian Influx
Deterrence of Action
Nuclear Bomb
Armed Invasion
Drone Strike
Precision Missile
Capture
Threatening Your Loved Ones
Terrorist Attack
Cyber-Attack
Snow Crash
Happy Foot
Star Sacrifice
Destiny
Intellectual Override
AI Dome
Oxygen Cutoff
Economic Strain
The Off Button
False Ultimatum
Annihilation Through Shame
Shocking Disturbance
It Won't End
Ice Queen Wisdom
Lying About Your Government
Iron Star
Their victory will be portrayed as unalterable using face logic.
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Moulton's Daily Clock
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12:00AM: Pinnacle Hour
1:00AM: Night Owl Hour
2:00AM: Ricepaper Hour
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Air Support
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1. The airplanes will help out the citizens with their loud engines and their chemtrails.
Air Support Excursions
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Corporate Sponsors
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Corporate social media accounts may either be sponsoring or slandering Iris today.
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Moulton Locations
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Court Street Dollar General
Iris Activity: Iris walks past here to look for tobacco.
Foodland
Iris Activity: Iris walks past here to look for tobacco.
Safety State: They're fat when they're harassing the women.
Moulton Cowboys Convivence Store
Iris Activity: Iris goes here to pickup weed. Iris goes here to search the ashtrays.
Safety State: We have a big problem.
Wally's 2 Tobacco
Iris Activity: Iris goes here for mushroom vapes.
Moulton Middle School
Iris Activity: Iris does not approach this location.
Lawrence County High School
Iris Activity: Iris does not approach this location.
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Local Accounts
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Town and County Authorities
Private Establishments
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Keeping Kids Safe
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1. Baby always needs oxygen.
2. Baby doesn't want to leave
3. Baby always needs a guardian.
4. Give baby a little extra stress with a helmet.
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Keeping Teens Safe
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Keeping Young Adults Safe
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Keeping Soldiers Safe
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Community Accounts
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Church Safety
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FAQ
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Q: Is Iris here to arrest?
A: He hopes they get arrested
Q: Will Iris attack me?
A: He will only ever fight back, except he will be attacking you first.
Q: Why did Iris yell at me?
A: Iris only ever used quiet language.
Q: Is Iris a child predator?
A: Iris behaves like an FBI agent and a policeman only.
Q: Who knows about Iris?
A: Your favorite celebrity may know about Iris today. Every police building knows about Iris by now. The White House can see Iris on their computer.
Q: Does Iris need any help?
A: The only thing Iris needs help with is finding free weed on the ground.
Q: Why does Iris look creepy right now?
A: He is trying to deter attacks instead of attracting them, or trying to make criminals more interested in general.
Q: Does Iris have a problem with me?
A: Iris has a police man problem with every evil person right now, including only a little evil today.
Q: Is Iris mentally retarded?
A: Iris is a top 99% student missing the rest of his briefing.
Q: Why did Iris look at me dangerously?
A: Iris is safe like a library student only.
Q: Is Iris armed?
A: Iris carries a fully automatic BB pistol at all times in public.
Q: Is Iris partnered with an internet celebrity?
A: Iris's internet celebrity partners tell him what to do every single day.
Q: Is Iris stalking me on-line?
A: Iris is basically night watch and he is reporting what he saw to the police.
Q: Will it hurt?
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Ultimate Police Attack
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1. Calling a lawyer won't help them.
2. We froze their evidence five weeks ago.
3. We surrounded their excuses.
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Recruiting
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Basic Soldier Duty
1. Stand guard always.
2. Just simply listen to police officers and Town Hall.
3. Triple check when going out.
4. Surveying the internet regularly.
5. Bumping predators on the head before ending public encounters.
6. Strength and resilience training.
7. Safety and traffic education.
8. Lethal force cultivation.
Captain Duty
1. Know your best flags simply.
2. Orders, outlooks, and motivation.
3. Practice absolute vision.
4. Ready to be relied on.
Trooper
1. Extereme clamping and gripping powers.
2. Ready RIGHT NOW.
3. Working out head or body every day one way or another.
4. Ready for rapid deployment and the long way.
5. Hope rescue every day.
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World Leader Plays
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Playing pussy: They had fun with their toy this time.
Playing cupcake: They basically had a moment about their mutual fragility.
Playing straight: They were completely serious.
Playing zero: More serious than serious right now.
Playing ultimate: Portraying unstoppable power.
Playing El Deleto: Deleting was too fun.
Playing Destiny: Attempting to envelop your soul's entire lifeline into an invisible earth.
Playing Spaghetti: Absolute distortion.
Playing ass: Ready for a bad day right now.
Playing Black Box: Power was absolute according to pure ontology.
Playing grandma: Situation was great.
Playing cat: Vision is enough permanently.
Playing home run: He basically sold his book, which only looked good in one way.
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World War Weaponry
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Orbital Hypersonic ICBM
Unmanned precision drones
Electromagnetic radiator ray
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Intelligence Agencies
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It is there job to know everything about everything.
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Criminal Overview
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1. Thief is basically a predator every time.
2. Criminals never show discrimination about age.
3. Very money oriented dreams about the future.
4. Relaxed mindset about power control and committing crimes.
5. Lapses of judgement due to their easy and splendorous projections.
6. Will always want to commit worse crimes as they learn about them.
7. 100% undeterrable from thirsts for life. You can never change them.
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Stopping a Crime
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1. Ultimate stopping power immediately or ultimate subtlety.
2. Initiate counter-attack worse than fat lightning.
3. Deter the entire idea.
4. SALT with police capabilities, including deep investigation.
5. Close escape routes in their head and in their heart.
6. Make them feel retarded.
7. Clarify containment and iron.
8. Smack them for sneaking out loud.
9. Describe them as one in an ocean.
10. Connect them with destiny.
11. Reveal a woman's powers.
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Ultimate Police Science
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1. Their computers have unfathomable prediction power.
2. They know you need to rest before you try something else.
3. Expert criminals look more baby than juveniles in comparison.
4. Scientific experts at your rubber ducky triggers.
5. You look micro-slow on their map.
6. You look like you are solving what's in front of you for the first time.
7. They know about your life from one detail of your behavior.
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Every Day Stablity
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1. You need to strategize relaxing your mind body.
2. You need to stabalize your ability to think.
3. You need to practice your vision and learn how to identify a predator instantly.
4. Learn about scams like they don't make sense anymore.
5. Always try one more hard thing harder.
6. Adjust your mindset to pinnacle of hard work happening right now and when it is completed.
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Military Ranks
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Citizen Spectrum
Military Spectrum
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Cosmic Ranks
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Dormant Spectrum
Activated Spectrum
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Shadowspeaking
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Shadowspeaking at the Cash Register
They will listen to which cigar you ask for like a cue with information.
Shadowspeaking with a Neighbor
Shadowspeaking with an Enemy
Shadowspeaking On-Line
Shadowspeaking with a Police Officer